I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
Randomize
