it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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