he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Randomize
