thus making me awesome and them whores
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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