no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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