whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
love makes seman taste better
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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