do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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