I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Damn victory sex feels great
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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