You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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