wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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