If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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