I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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