Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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