Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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