matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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