Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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