That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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