wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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