Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Randomize
