is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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