I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
We left an ass print on the piano.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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