i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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