Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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