We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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