If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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