It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Found your dick twin last night
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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