is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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