none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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