i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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