Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
stop calling my apartment porn island.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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