I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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