Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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