The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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