Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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