Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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