Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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