i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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