Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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