Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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