found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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