We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
All I want is dick and wine.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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