DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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