your thong is hanging out like whoa
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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