This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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