Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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