She went from zero to smokin in five shots
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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