I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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