i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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