time to smoke my breakfast
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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