sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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