Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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