He asked me if I "almost moaned"
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
